STUD ROOSTER

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  1. Oct 7, 2009 #1

    mattzoom

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    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>


    stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,<o:p></o:p>


    'OK old fart,<o:p></o:p>




    Time for you to retire.'<o:p></o:p>



    The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle<o:p></o:p>



    ALL of these chickens.<o:p></o:p>



    Look what it has done to me<o:p></o:p>



    Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'<o:p></o:p>



    The young rooster says, 0A<o:p></o:p>





    'Beat it: You are washed up<o:p></o:p>



    And I am taking over.'<o:p></o:p>



    The old rooster says,<o:p></o:p>




    'I tell you what, young stud.<o:p></o:p>



    I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'<o:p></o:p>



    The young rooster laughs.<o:p></o:p>




    'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.<o:p></o:p>



    So, just to be fair,<o:p></o:p>



    I will give you a head start.'<o:p></o:p>



    The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.<o:p></o:p>




    They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.<o:p></o:p>



    He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!<o:p></o:p>






    The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch<o:p></o:p>



    When he sees the roosters running by.<o:p></o:p>



    The<o:p></o:p>




    Old Rooster is squawking<o:p></o:p>



    And running as hard as he can.<o:p></o:p>



    The Farmer grabs his shotgun and<o:p></o:p>



    - BOOM -<o:p></o:p>



    He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,<o:p></o:p>



    'Dammit......<o:p></o:p>




    Third<o:p></o:p>



    gay rooster I bought this month.'<o:p></o:p>



    Moral of this<o:p></o:p>




    Story? ....<o:p></o:p>



    Don't mess with the<o:p></o:p>



    OLD FARTS -<o:p></o:p>



    Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery<o:p></o:p>



    Always overcome youth and arrogance!<o:p></o:p>



    OLD DUDES RULE<o:p></o:p>






     
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  2. Oct 7, 2009 #2

    EsChassisLove

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    mattzoom

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    I lol'd a lil bit when I first read it, so I posted it:)
     
  4. Oct 7, 2009 #4

    iminhell

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    Oldie but goodie.

    btw, thinking the "wtf" had to do with the lack of text formatting, could be wrong though.
     
  5. Oct 7, 2009 #5

    mattzoom

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    oh got it
     
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