Oi! SW

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    Now, ..., 'wanting to hear the sound' of another's voice is, at least over here it is, a behaviour associated with romantic infatuation. Now, dont get me wrong, I am flattered n'that but unfortunately for you I have to tell you that not only I'm already spoken for, (so to speak), but also you really really really aren't my type, ..., perfering, as I do, a woman with a considerably smaller clitoris. I hope you are able to swiftly move on with your life from this disappointment without too much fuss, ..., but should this prove not to be the case I will ask the site's mods to take action to dissuade you from plagueing me unduly.
     
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    Well Skinny Will, you heard the man. Move along before I am forced to take action.
     
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    I love small clit aswell.

    Makes the treasure hunt funner.
     
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    You got stalkers?
     
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    It is of course entirely possible that I've mis-ascribed your motives and that perhaps you were merely so very very incredibly bored that you fort 'I wonder what Stupid sounds like?', ..., this is, given your location, I suppose, in a way, fair enough, sort of, ..., but if this really is the case, then, I think you might just consider if you might greatly benefit from examining you life with some considerable care, ..., that is, of course, assuming you can find it, and there must be, surely, some considerable doubt about this?, ..., quite how you might go about such a search is a fing that, I'm afraid, I can't help you with really, ..., tho' you might consider asking Andyacer if he has seen it, for, I understand, he spends much time searching all over, both high and indeed low, for his oft mislaid wienner. I dunno, ..., perhaps the collective can suggest ways to help you locate it?, ..., or can even confirm or deny its existance?, or ways in which the question of its existance be definitively determined?
     
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    Dr S: worse even than stalkers I've an alcoholic dickhead upstairs neighbour with a badly plumbed-in washing machine that he wont let me fix. As a result I was distracted from speaking with those wishing to 'hear what you [that is me, avsp] sound like', ..., fml etc. The enf div have not, as yet, had any need to form a commando plumbers unit, ..., but times, and indeed, needs change and intense flexibility has been our 'way' for many years now, ..., a committee meeting and budgetary assessments are, I sense, very much 'on the cards'.
     
  7. Sep 19, 2010 #7

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    hahaha
    i love the voicemail you left me.
    you called me a dickhead then 10 seconds later you told me to have a nice day. you sound the exact same on the phone as you type. i lol'd the whole voicemail

    and it was jareds idea to call you, we were in his car on the way to the track.
     
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    Where the fuck is my awesomesauce phone call?
     
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    im cooler then you cock boy. you dont fucking get one
     
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    Did ye espy ye life in ee-yore Cap'n Redbeards craft o the conclave o'landlubbers ships?
     
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    Yea well......


    my car has TUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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    Either way are you really asking us to believe that the BRO was so bereft of fings to talk about that I became the subject of conversation? If it really is true them dont you think that, as his mate, you should get him to see a doctor? Are you even absolutely certain that it was him and not some cheapo knock-off?
     
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    Shit, now I'm curious what you sound like. :lol:
     
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    You know, he's offered to call at least twice that I can think of.

    Once he said it was a ten minute offer, and I was away for 2 hours.
     
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    you cuss a lot more on the phone
     
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    FWIW SW is the 6th e-known sep contacted telephonically out of 6 to say I sound exactly like my posts, ..., a feat I'm quite chuffed with actually. So the disappointed saddoes amongst you can just simply use your imagination, ..., tho for some of you I fear it might be an a good idea if you sat down first before you tried such a novel behaviour. RIGHT, ..., now seems like an approprate time to again suggest that you check out my profile, ..., tho I should point out that it currently mid-refurbishment an you'll just've to take my word for it when I tell you that'll be absolutely spiffing when the work is completed.
     
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    holy shit your profile is insane

    oh and hey, wtf were you saying about me going into the air force?
    from what i could understand (the voicemail was kinda dim) i guessed and figured you were saying "now when you go into the airforce, and by some chance you go to combat, dont be a fucking pussy and wimp out"
    or some shit like that
     
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    Re: swearing. Well, i wasn't in the best of moods, watching water pour out of the light fittings in the kitchen tends to have that effect, ..., well it does on me anyway.
     
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    haha you were bitching about something. it made me lol
     
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    No, its about the sleeping pill ambien. This is actually a serious point, I know ppl who take it, I'd not trust them to operate a pencil, ..., yet I'm told that the pentagon has handed them out like smarties to combat troops. Should you be ordered to patrol whilst you are using them to sleep at night then fucking desert, ..., you can only fuck up the extremely delicate WHAM aspect of the endeavour if you are using them, ..., its incredible that troops are given these.