Bible verse Mad libs

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  1. Oct 3, 2009 #1

    ARCAngel

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    Post up your best ones! Here's one of mine



    The Lord is my PEDOBEAR, I shall not BARF.
    He makes me DO A BARRELL ROLL in green pastures; he leads me beside still waters.
    He restores my MAH LASAH. He leads me in right paths for his DOUCHECANOE's sake.
    Even though I walk through the CANDYLAND of the shadow of death, I fear no ROSIE O'DONNELL'S VAGINA; for you are with me; your CHOCOLATE RAIN and your BLOODY SPAGHETTI - they MUDKIPZ me.
    You prepare an OVEN before me in the presence of my enemies; you anoint my head with POWERTHIRST; my cup overflows.
    Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell in the GOOCH of the Lord my whole life long."
     
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    Ancient Ian Dury poem, ..., done more as an exercise of love for his father, a London bus driver, rather than to mock others beliefs

    The Bus Driver Prayer

    Our Father,
    Who art in Hendon
    Harrow Road be Thy name
    Thy Kingston come
    Thy Wimbledon
    In Erith as it is in Hendon.
    Give us this day our Berkhampstead
    And forgive us our Westminsters
    As we forgive those who Westminster against us.
    Lead us not into Temple Station
    And deliver us from Ealing,
    For thine is the Kingston
    The Purley and the Crawley,
    For Iver and Iver
    Crouch End.

    Sorry that I accidentally initially posted this in the wrong thread
     
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    Dr. Satan

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    mudkipz is a verb?
     
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    :lmao::lmao:

    idk why but i LOL'd so hard at this
     
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    EsChassisLove

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    so i heard you hate mudkipz??































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