Attn all RKC Members New and Old - Page 2

**Labora** · 03-24-2009, 10:08 PM

David Anderson · 03-24-2009, 10:14 PM

racer_J feathering it so he wouldnt get kicked out of denton raceway, rumor has been said he runs 4.80s off the bottle.

PEDRO · 03-24-2009, 11:35 PM

I run in fear of the great master of what is raptor jesus. Call me when his wrath is gone, for my lips quiver in fear at the mention of the GLORIOUS RACER J.

Please no one repeat Racer J 3 times in a row for he will appear from darkness and take your soul!!!!!!!!

**Dave** · 03-25-2009, 01:32 AM

RACER J
RACER J

RACER J

1sidewayzS13 · 03-25-2009, 03:44 AM

Is this going to be 10 pages long of just bs?

Dr. Phil · 03-25-2009, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 1sidewayzS13

Is this going to be 10 pages long of just bs?

This is RKC.

dutch · 03-25-2009, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowtie

IT'S A FUCKING TIME MACHINE SON.

Thanks dude

now I had to explain to my boss why I spit coffee all over my keyboard.

**Bowtie** · 03-25-2009, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dutch

Thanks dude

now I had to explain to my boss why I spit coffee all over my keyboard.

Sorry about that.

**DirtyDan** · 03-25-2009, 12:08 PM

When I think of Racer J I remember this video!

TxStVanWilder · 03-25-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 800Phelps

FUCK i hate ricer_j

yeah well no one really likes you either...

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Originally Posted by Nebraska

at all that think its j

EXACTLY. complete lollerskates

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Originally Posted by PEDRO

I run in fear of the great master of what is raptor jesus. Call me when his wrath is gone, for my lips quiver in fear at the mention of the GLORIOUS RACER J.

nah thats just your torrets

and LOL @ dan's professor X video

03-25-2009, 12:20 PM

CALL THE TRASHMAN!!!!!!!!!

**RicePolice** · 03-25-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JKD

CALL THE TRASHMAN!!!!!!!!!

So when will we know?

TxStVanWilder · 03-25-2009, 12:36 PM

near the end of this month/begining of april

Tetsu · 03-25-2009, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John

This is RKC.

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

TxStVanWilder · 03-25-2009, 12:46 PM

TROOF

6spd · 03-25-2009, 12:57 PM

i think its Professor X thats coming back to PWNT us

**DirtyDan** · 03-25-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 6spd

i think its Professor X thats coming back to PWNT us

No, Professor X is yo friend. He talks the police out of giving you tickets. And he loves lesbians.

**Labora** · 03-25-2009, 01:15 PM

If Professor X and Racer J fought in a Bullshit war who would win? :O

TxStVanWilder · 03-25-2009, 01:18 PM

mike the barber

Reese · 03-25-2009, 01:18 PM

**DirtyDan** · 03-25-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Labora

If Professor X and Racer J fought in a Bullshit war who would win? :O

I don't know I think X would win b/c he's on some shit and doesn't have to think of anything, stuff just comes to him. J has to think about it first.

Kaiyin · 03-25-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

mike the barber

ThrottleGT · 03-25-2009, 04:46 PM

Dr. Satan · 03-25-2009, 04:57 PM

wow. never saw that last video before.

FullAuto · 03-25-2009, 06:24 PM

So I guess his foot healed up from roundhousing Chuck Norris in the face?

Darkside · 03-25-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

near the end of this month/begining of april

Didn't you guys say this last year???

**Fonzie** · 03-25-2009, 06:37 PM

LRD · 03-25-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

near the end of this month/begining of april

Really

I might be figuring this out

zz_camaro_zz · 03-26-2009, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

Stories tells of a legendary warrior whose skills were the stuff of epic legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

Kelly
"MY EYES!"

Drew
"OH MY FRENCH CANADIAN RETNAS!!!"

Raptor Jesus
"MY MENTOR HAS RETURNED!!"

Pedro
"HE’S TOO AWESOME!"

RKC skanks
"And ATTRACTIVE!"

*RKC members swoon*

It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity. Never before had anyone been so feared... and so loved. Even the most iconic in all of Mexico bowed in respect to this great master as he wretched his way through killing LS motor after LS motor

Ricky
"WE SHOULD HANG OUT.... I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE AS GOOD AS YOU"

Blind Kelly
"AGREED... ME AND THE MOUTAIN WISH TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS"

But hanging out would have to wait. ‘Cause when you’re facing the Ten Thousand Childrens and a mountain top of haters there’s only one thing that matters. And that’s--------- his return to glory dominating the streets and the online community

its coming

Did you just get done watching the beginning of Kung fu panda?

LOL @ professor X

PEDRO · 03-26-2009, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

Stories tells of a legendary warrior whose skills were the stuff of epic legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

Kelly
"MY EYES!"

Drew
"OH MY FRENCH CANADIAN RETNAS!!!"

Raptor Jesus
"MY MENTOR HAS RETURNED!!"

Pedro
"HE’S TOO AWESOME!"

RKC skanks
"And ATTRACTIVE!"

*RKC members swoon*

It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity. Never before had anyone been so feared... and so loved. Even the most iconic in all of Mexico bowed in respect to this great master as he wretched his way through killing LS motor after LS motor

Ricky
"WE SHOULD HANG OUT.... I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BE AS GOOD AS YOU"

Blind Kelly
"AGREED... ME AND THE MOUTAIN WISH TO FOLLOW IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS"

But hanging out would have to wait. ‘Cause when you’re facing the Ten Thousand Childrens and a mountain top of haters there’s only one thing that matters. And that’s--------- his return to glory dominating the streets and the online community

its coming

Just got looking at this post and thought to myself, "Alan, aint this smart to write this and it be put together so nicely"....Racer J

XS · 03-26-2009, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

Stories tells of a legendary warrior whose skills were the stuff of epic legend.

Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department.

TxStVanWilder · 03-27-2009, 12:21 PM

**Nebraska** · 03-27-2009, 12:35 PM

I'm told he stands 8 ft tall , shoots fire out his ass, and young maidens harts melt when in his presents. lol

ote60 · 03-27-2009, 12:40 PM

who be this masked man

five point slow · 03-27-2009, 04:00 PM

**Bowtie** · 03-27-2009, 04:02 PM

WAIT........could it be No4Play?

PEDRO · 03-27-2009, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowtie

WAIT........could it be No4Play?

no its Bakushnan

FullAuto · 03-27-2009, 05:15 PM

Booooooooooooooooooo

TxStVanWilder · 03-28-2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowtie

WAIT........could it be No4Play?

i saw him thursday night...... he was out chubby chasin the fat wimmenz again

TxStVanWilder · 03-28-2009, 11:20 AM

..... and tryin not to run into ditches while dodging "coyotes"

**Bowtie** · 03-28-2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PEDRO

no its Bakushnan

Maybe even Jamal...

TxStVanWilder · 03-28-2009, 12:11 PM

lol @ jamal

**Bowtie** · 03-28-2009, 12:14 PM

Like your new avy Alan?

korndawg · 03-28-2009, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDan

When I think of Racer J I remember this video!

lol was there ever a 454 judge? because if ther was then ur in trouble.......

**Bowtie** · 03-28-2009, 12:23 PM

Chevy motor in a Pontiac? Ermmm....no.

MAYBE a 455.MAYBE.

korndawg · 03-28-2009, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowtie

Chevy motor in a Pontiac? Ermmm....no.

MAYBE a 455.MAYBE.

thats why i said. if there is ur in trouble.

**Bowtie** · 03-28-2009, 12:26 PM

Oh.....LOL

TxStVanWilder · 03-28-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowtie

Like your new avy Alan?

i was WAY over due for a new one... thank you frenchy

**Bowtie** · 03-28-2009, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TxStVanWilder

i was WAY over due for a new one... thank you frenchy

I thought so. I had a really good one I was gunna use, then I realized how many rules it would break.

Killermaro · 03-28-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowtie

I thought so. I had a really good one I was gunna use, then I realized how many rules it would break.

And that stopped you why?

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03-24-2009, 11:35 PM	#53
PEDRO Where the toilet Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in ur rearview mirror Posts: 3,809 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 129^th My Mood:	I run in fear of the great master of what is raptor jesus. Call me when his wrath is gone, for my lips quiver in fear at the mention of the GLORIOUS RACER J. Please no one repeat Racer J 3 times in a row for he will appear from darkness and take your soul!!!!!!!!

03-25-2009, 01:32 AM	#54
Dave in my flippie floppies Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 10,419 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 103^rd My Mood: Vehicle: boosted I6	RACER J RACER J RACER J

03-25-2009, 03:44 AM	#55
1sidewayzS13 First gear! Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Dallas, Denton Posts: 181 Vehicle: 1991 240sx	Is this going to be 10 pages long of just bs?

03-25-2009, 12:20 PM	#61
JKD Guest Posts: n/a	CALL THE TRASHMAN!!!!!!!!!

03-25-2009, 12:36 PM	#63
TxStVanWilder Farm Truck Racer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: showering myself in your hate, drama and lies Posts: 11,844 My Mood: Vehicle: a dolphin doin flips and shit	near the end of this month/begining of april

03-25-2009, 12:46 PM	#65
TxStVanWilder Farm Truck Racer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: showering myself in your hate, drama and lies Posts: 11,844 My Mood: Vehicle: a dolphin doin flips and shit	TROOF

03-25-2009, 12:57 PM	#66
6spd BIGFOOT!!! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: TX Posts: 4,190 Vehicle: 1999 Silverado, 1998 Camaro	i think its Professor X thats coming back to PWNT us

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Labora o.O Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: East Dallas, Tx Posts: 10,051 Vehicle: 94 Mustang Cobra	If Professor X and Racer J fought in a Bullshit war who would win? :O

03-25-2009, 01:18 PM	#69
TxStVanWilder Farm Truck Racer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: showering myself in your hate, drama and lies Posts: 11,844 My Mood: Vehicle: a dolphin doin flips and shit	mike the barber

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03-27-2009, 12:21 PM	#82
TxStVanWilder Farm Truck Racer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: showering myself in your hate, drama and lies Posts: 11,844 My Mood: Vehicle: a dolphin doin flips and shit

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Nebraska Audio Guru Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Carrollton,Tx/ Ardmore,Ok Posts: 3,309 My Mood: Vehicle: 2003 Durango 5.9 l slt 2wd/ 86 mr2 /2001 Audi A4 quatro	I'm told he stands 8 ft tall , shoots fire out his ass, and young maidens harts melt when in his presents. lol

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Bowtie 1-8-7 On A Chevy Small Block Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 31,302 Vehicle: (Not so secret project)	WAIT........could it be No4Play?

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FullAuto Shift_......driven Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hmph, if you ONLY knew...... Posts: 12,058 gXboxLive Leaderboard: 26^th My Mood: Vehicle: 05 Alti SER	Booooooooooooooooooo

03-28-2009, 11:20 AM	#90
TxStVanWilder Farm Truck Racer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: showering myself in your hate, drama and lies Posts: 11,844 My Mood: Vehicle: a dolphin doin flips and shit	..... and tryin not to run into ditches while dodging "coyotes"

03-28-2009, 12:11 PM	#92
TxStVanWilder Farm Truck Racer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: showering myself in your hate, drama and lies Posts: 11,844 My Mood: Vehicle: a dolphin doin flips and shit	lol @ jamal

03-28-2009, 12:14 PM	#93
Bowtie 1-8-7 On A Chevy Small Block Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 31,302 Vehicle: (Not so secret project)	Like your new avy Alan?

03-28-2009, 12:23 PM	#95
Bowtie 1-8-7 On A Chevy Small Block Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 31,302 Vehicle: (Not so secret project)	Chevy motor in a Pontiac? Ermmm....no. MAYBE a 455.MAYBE.

03-28-2009, 12:26 PM	#97
Bowtie 1-8-7 On A Chevy Small Block Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 31,302 Vehicle: (Not so secret project)	Oh.....LOL